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in someone/something else’s voice to describe myself
If my computer can talk, I think it must want me to stop playing the
video games, because every time when I’m playing games, I will get mad easily, due
to the failures of the game, my temper will start to grow up, until a point
that I will smash my mouse on the mouse pad, or screaming at the screen about
why I fail again, my computer will be like. Dude, can you stop playing games,
you are hurting my parts, and spit all over my face and body, it just gross,
and every time you does that, I want to wash my body, unfortunately I can’t,
because I am a freaking machine which will breakdown when water got into me.
And every time you left me power up for a long time, sometimes up to a month, I
can’t even take a break when you are sleeping? If I have a lawyer and I will report
you to Department of Labor about how you treat your employee like.
Although Bill treat me like that, sometimes I still love to work with
him, especially when he finally clean my body and face with towel, swipe away
those disgusting things and make me shine again, he is very delicate when it
comes to cleaning, I watch him every day 24/7, he really hate his place messes
up or dust get all over the place, he is sucker for cleaning the places he lives,
I think he got neat freak, but I don’t understand why he didn’t clean me every
day, but he did take care of me a lot, when my body temperature went to high,
he will put some books underneath me to let me cool down faster, and down some
anti-virus apps to keep me away from being attack, over all, Bill is a good owner
in most of the time.
I laughed when I read your article. If I were your computer, I would definitely fight with you every time you spit on my face. Just kidding. Your article is so interesting and thorough that i think I have know you more after reading it. I know you are a tidy person who cares about your outward appearance, but I never know that you are a sucker for cleaning the places you lives. What an amazing and also funny discovery.
回覆刪除I think your blog is quiet interesting. At the same time, your computer is quiet poor. However, you mentioned that you will still clean your laptop and cherish it in the last paragraphs. Nice man, Bill.
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